What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is it true that most people in Québec are bilingual in French and English? If so, why do they often identify as monolingual?

Yes sir it is.

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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